animalstalkinginallcaps:

OHHHHHH! RANDY! BRO! YOU LOOK LIKE MILEY CYRUS, BRO! AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY!

WE’RE BUYING A LOCK FOR THE SCISSORS AND TRIMMERS DRAWER BEFORE WE BUY ANY MORE JÄGER, BUDDY! 

YOU’RE GONNA LOSE YOUR JOB!